So I’m killing some time at Metrotown while waiting for my phone to be repaired today and I need something quick to eat.
Scanning the food court I see no viable options. Eating in a sit down restaurant isn’t really an option today, Amanda doesn’t want to eat.
We run across Hellcrust pizza as we are strolling around.
The first thought that came to mind was the memory of my last pizza from Hellcrust. If I recall Hell no! was my reaction after tasting it.
If only I had taken my own recommendation and kept walking.

What an offence to every pizza lover on the planet.
The ONLY flavour on this slice was the pineapple. Cardboard would even have more flavour than this. I couldn’t even taste tomatoes. It must take some actual effort to make pizza this bland. Don’t think I could fail this bad if I tried.
Does anyone out there think Hellcrust Pizza is good?
Seven dollars well wasted.
The first time should have been the last time.
One bite, everyone knows the rules…
2.5