Pizza One

Coquitlam BC

Have you ever looked at a plate of food and known immediately it’s not going to be good?

I mean sure I could find someone on Earth that thinks that this is a good pizza.

You know that guy that’s been bobbing around on the ocean in a life raft for 3 weeks cuz his boat sank and waiting for rescue while drinking his own pee?

I bet he’d love it.

Or maybe that guy that was lost in the Amazon jungle as a child and adopted by an indigenous tribe and just managed to find his way out after 17 years?

I’m pretty sure he’d gobble the whole thing down in 2 minutes.

Or the guy that’s been stuck for the weekend in the hospital waiting for surgery who has been eating the “food” that they serve you there?

Nope, not even he enjoyed it.

All three of us knew right away it wasn’t going to be good.

Looks overdone for starters. The ham had no flavour. Is that even real cheese? Frankly the only thing that was edible on this pizza was the pineapple. And I know a lot of you don’t even think pineapple belongs on pizza.

I managed to get two pieces down. Metilynn only managed half a piece. John only one.

I left it with him as it may be better than nothing at 2:00 a.m. and you’re starving with no other food options. But I doubt it.

So if you’re thinking about ordering Pizza One, maybe think elsewhere. In this part of the world my recommendation would be Emilio Finatti.

One bite review

2.3

Apparently I’ve had Pizza One before. I had totally forgotten about that experience. I wish I hadn’t.

Here’s a link to my previous review.

As I said before, this is One pizza not worth getting.

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